Today I received an email in my inbox for "TRANNY BASH 2009". The disturbing news is that I'm thinking about attending. The alarming news is that I may just fit in.
My profile browsing on Match.com is coming to a halt. Not because I'm taking a break, but because I've dated everyone. However, there are the men I've emailed or winked at and received no response. I should probably send out a secondary form of contact so that they "block" me or "report a concern".
I won't fret. I can always join catholicsingles.com, jadedate.com or positivesingles.com. Now I'm not Catholic, Jewish or roaming the streets with an STD, but I must tap-out every possible resource. Granted, I may get caught in some lies if I join any of these sights, but since when have I considered lying an abnormal part of my daily routine? I believe that the foundation of a solid relationship should be built on lies. Finding out the truth much later in the relationship can make you feel like you're in the honeymoon stage all over again.
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