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This Blog is workings of a book in progress. This blog is to represent the humor in dating. So please laugh, while I cry!
SINGLISM - I made that word up! But it's the sad sorry life I lead. At 29 years old, I'm a walking STD...Single, Traumatized and Desperate. A dangerous combination for which I've found no cure.
Have you ever had thoughts of drawing a luke –warm bath, submerging your body and dangling an 1800 watt hairdryer from the shower rod? It’s been a common thought as my dating career is really taking off. And by dating career, I mean lack of being able to maintain a boyfriend for more than two months. And by taking off, I mean my endless subscription to Match.com. It’s irritating that they only offer a six month membership, as I’d be willing to throw down for a five year contract. Could it be that no one likes the real me? Surely not! I’m intelligent, attractive, wildly sarcastic and funny, and it’s been said that I’m a “walking TV show”. But beneath the bravado it’s true that I’m sensitive and full of drama and tears. Most of which is provoked by my one true love, Ketel One.
However, it's Saturday night, which means date night. Another chance, another hope of finding the man who will spend the rest of his life with me. But more of a probability that I or Ketel One will do something to F it up. But let's think positive. It's date number five with Mr. Canada. Of course things are going great because he's about to be deported. He needs to find a job now that he's received his MBA and the INS isn't going to wait forever. Let me retract. By saying that things are going great, I mean that he's already seen me have an emotional meltdown and he's still calling. As far as I'm concerned he's a keeper. But then again, anyone with a pulse is a keeper, yet I can't seem to do just that....keep them.
I know I don't need to worry because "Men are like buses, if one doesn't work out, there's another one right behind it." I hate that phrase. Men are NOT like buses, because I've never been told I can't ride the bus anymore...at least in a sober state of mind. Speaking of which, where is Ketel?
So wish me luck. It's time for a shower and to pick out the perfect outfit that will look flattering on the floor of my bedroom!
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Don't be hard on yourself! You are all of the attributes you mentioned and more! Maybe you're fishing in all of the wrong seas - Match.com and bars might not be your best bets on where to meet the right person. Trust me, as a fellow single person who is lonely as heck, it's not easy - but it's the waiting for the right person that ultimately will make all these sad sorry moments worth it. Peace!
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